|I came across this in my Facebook feed originally posted from here.|
Truths that piss me off (in no specific order):
Sugar makes me fat.
Carbs are not my friend.
Ignoring poor behavior is not an effective parenting tool.
Marriage is WORK.
Being right doesn't matter.
I don't always like my kids.
My parents are just people, too.
Smoking smells bad and gives you lung cancer.
Not everyone thinks my kids are as cute I think they are.
I'm not a good housekeeper.
Everyone has money issues from time to time, but nobody talks about it.
There's no cure for stupid.
What other people think about me is none of my business.
Nobody else really cares what you want them to do; if you want something done, do it yourself.
I need degrees in psychology, medicine, nutrition, and education just to raise my children.
Worrying that something might happen actually increases the likelihood that it will.
I don't spend enough time with my friends.
My dogs like me more than I like them.
In order for someone to love me, I have to love myself.
Kids are mean and judgmental, and so I can't tell my son to just be himself.
I said "I'd never," and then learned the taste of my own words.
Being a mom is and thankless job.
It's impossible to house train a chihuahua.
Ah! It's impossible to house train a chihuahua??? Yikes!!! I hear shock collars work wonders! ;)ReplyDelete
And yes, you do need to spend more time with your friends!
well then i need one! he's perfectly happy to GO outside when he's outside, but he doesn't understand the concept of waiting or ASKING. grrr.... luckily, the puddles are small. :-)ReplyDelete