Girl: Mom, have you ever
lost one of us?
Me: Yeah, that one time. I'm sure you remember.
Girl: You mean at Opening Day for baseball?
Me: Okay, so just the 2 times, then.
Girl: Oh, yeah, when the police came.
I opened the door, turned on the light, swept the contents with a quick once-over, and saw nothing that remotely looked like a toddler. I was about to shut the door, and -